HEY KAZUO WHAT AM I NOW?
NO I’M THE XBOX ONE!
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
you gotta hand it to a guy who can solo a boss
have you heard of hatsune miku
TUMBLR USERS WHO OVERANALYZE THINGS BECAUSE OF ‘FEELS’ ARE LIKE THAT ONE REALLY ANNOYING ENGLISH TEACHER WHO READS DEEPLY INTO WHY A CHARACTER HAS BLUE CURTAINS
MAYBE THE CHARACTER JUST LIKES THE COLOR BLUE. MAYBE THE CASUAL GLANCE AT ANOTHER PERSON… WAS JUST A CASUAL GLANCE AT ANOTHER PERSON.
Straight from the 80s, a rare beast indeed - video game cover art featuring two sensibly-dressed warrior women and an Escher Boy! Impractical armor, twisted pose, broken feet, and all. It’s like an artifact from some kind of alternate universe.
Phantasy Star was apparently the Hawkeye Initiative before the Hawkeye Initiative. xD
A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln – and, safe to say, at most high schools in this country – is automatic suspension. Instead, Sporleder sits the kid down and says quietly: “Wow. Are you OK? This doesn’t sound like you. What’s going on?”
He gets even more specific: “You really looked stressed. On a scale of 1-10, where are you with your anger?” The kid was ready. Ready, man! For an anger blast to his face….”How could you do that?” “What’s wrong with you?”…and for the big boot out of school. But he was NOT ready for kindness.
The armor-plated defenses melt like ice under a blowtorch and the words pour out: “My dad’s an alcoholic. He’s promised me things my whole life and never keeps those promises.” The waterfall of words that go deep into his home life, which is no piece of breeze, end with this sentence: “I shouldn’t have blown up at the teacher.” Whoa.
what a radical idea yo
Bam. Kids “misbehave” for actual, real, valid reasons. And have feelings.
For fuck’s sake, it takes the people in charge so long to figure shit like this out! Good for Lincoln High!
This needs to be the policy EVERYWHERE…
Alright, if you’re a consumer and you’re considering picking up the new Xbox One console, then please, take a moment to listen to me. Before we begin, no, I am not a fanboy or a hater. I have no console Bias. I have a PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, and a Gaming PC. Each has their pros and cons but now onto business.
DO NOT BUY AN XBOX ONE. Why? See the reasons below: